God Punk'd Me
ryanpkmn
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Brawl IS awesome.
Found the Wii code too.

Friend Code: 3737 9280 0530
Wii Code: 4261 7021 5029 9559

And have absolutely no fucking clue why. I just feel great. For absolutely no fucking reason.

Yes, fucking makes everything more exciting, especially those sentences. Argue that; I dare you.

Despite the fact that yesterday I worked 2 more hours than I should have for 0 more pay, and I had a shittastic morning with my mom followed by getting caught in the rain, I feel like I just T-bagged Bas Ruten (Dangitah Dangitah Dang). If you don't know who that is you suck. Look him up and redeem yourself.

The first go-around is the worst. Everything after that is a blast. I want to do it again.

[21:11] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: hey bab
[21:11] lexzl: hi thar
[21:12] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: so what you doing sexxie
[21:12] lexzl: Jerking off.
[21:12] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: are you a guy
[21:12] lexzl: No
[21:12] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: how can you jerk off your meet then
[21:13] lexzl: who said anything about meet?
[21:13] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: do you got a dush then
[21:14] lexzl: what's a dush? you mean douche?
[21:14] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: ya
[21:14] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: so your playing with your self
[21:14] lexzl: Douche's are for after sex. All they do is clean out the pussy.
[21:14] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: sweet
[21:14] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: sexxie
[21:15] lexzl: When you say that it gets me hard.
[21:15] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: cool
[21:15] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: sexxie
[21:15] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: sexxie
[21:15] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: sexxie
[21:15] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: how hard are you now
[21:15] lexzl: as steel
[21:16] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: dam
[21:16] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: fuck ya
[21:16] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: i wont to be there write now
[21:16] lexzl: too bad
[21:17] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: why not
[21:17] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: sexxie
[21:17] lexzl: You're gonna give me blue balls.
[21:17] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: are you faster then the super man
[21:17] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: what is that
[21:18] lexzl: It hurts.
[21:18] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: dam i can go faster then super man
[21:18] lexzl: I'm sure you can
[21:18] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: ya
[21:19] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: show me a picture of you
[21:22] lexzl: noooo
[21:23] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: you still there soja girl
[21:24] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: soja girl let me o let me eat you out
[21:24] lexzl: Who's soja?
[21:24] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: you
[21:25] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: happy valinetines sexxie
[21:26] lexzl: you're such a dear
[21:26] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: truth or dear
[21:27] lexzl: Here's a picture of me: http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g165/ChickenWing_13/DICK.jpg
[21:28] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: fuck you you are a guy
[21:28] lexzl: OOPS wrong pic
[21:28] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: ok what one then
[21:28] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: show me
[21:28] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: guy
[21:29] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: come on
[21:29] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: what ever bye ugly
[21:30] lexzl: http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f383/bmxbot/Dailys%20Party/IMG_2534a.jpg
[21:30] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: fuck you
[21:31] lexzl: Bye sweetie ^_~
[21:31] gbowen14@meebo.org/Meebo: im not gay tell your fagget freinds to stay the hell away from me
[21:32] lexzl: But we were just about to have fun!

So. January 25 2006 was probably the only day that everyone wasn't on each other's shit list.
Correction, 27 in the first one.



First of all, is jennifer smith taller than everyone? ftw? And everyone is less of a lard ass at that point in time.There's Ryan and a piece of Butterz head there too.



Me with about 70% less acne scarring. Where's ctrl+z when you need it. Looking back.... I LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME. Except now I have to shave more often. I'll upload a recent pic of me whenever I care to get this camera fixed.



Cookies are apparently the fuel that drives photographers.



Lol, my mind just had a blue screen from all the things I could say about this. /reboot. Double Penetration.



Didn't realize I took pics of work in that same day. Ah well. Good times. I was never able to get those stains out of the shirt. Nor will I ever attempt to.

A Jaded Mushroom
Posted 11/30/2007 10:24:02 PM
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***ing Chopin turns suddenly evil and wants to kill your party, then he dies in like 3 turns, then he ***ing dies and Polka all of a sudden has to jump off of a cliff for some reason, and Allegretto's crying like a little girl saying "WHY COULDN'T I STOP HER?!??!?!" when he had like 10 minutes to run up to her and grab her.



What a dumb game. Worst 60 bucks ever spent, and one time I threw 60 bucks in a toilet.


Also, lol @ Wesker being Jazz and Liquid Snake being Cresendo.


THEY'RE ACTUALLY SHOWING MORE CREDITS AFTER HAVING ALREADY SHOWN CREDITS.


NOW THERE'S A ****ING SNAIL AND A ****ING CATERPILLAR TALKING ABOUT SOME SORT OF **** ABOUT THE SHAPE OF LIFE


I FEEL LIKE A 3 YEAR OLD

HOW DEMEANING.


HOLY CRAP, IT'S FINALLY OVER. AFTER HAVING BEEN THROUGH TWO CREDIT ROLLS AND TWO "THE ENDS", IT'S FINALLY OVER.

The screen is blank now. Do I turn it off or what?
---
Smashed mashed completely geschtonkenflapped

[01:06] guest3648361@gc6.meebo.org: asl?
[01:07] lexzl: 14/f/ma
[01:07] guest3648361@gc6.meebo.org: wanna chat?
[01:07] lexzl: sure asl
[01:07] guest3648361@gc6.meebo.org: 17/m/wi
[01:09] lexzl: Im so wet right now
[01:10] guest3648361@gc6.meebo.org: pics?
[01:11] lexzl: yeah one minute.
[01:11] lexzl: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/fire_fly21/lilsispool2006yo0copy.jpg
[01:12] lexzl: You still there?
[01:13] guest3648361@gc6.meebo.org: wtf??

[01:13] lexzl: You just tried cybering with a 14 year old. Do you know that's illegal?
[01:20] guest3648361@gc6.meebo.org: ooh
[01:21] guest3648361@gc6.meebo.org: whoops
[01:22] lexzl: I've already got your IP and contacted the authorities. Good day.


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Take 2

[01:30] lexzl: hey asl?
[01:31] zha85@meebo.org/Meebo: 18 f
[01:31] lexzl: cool. im 18 m fl. wanna chat?
[01:32] zha85@meebo.org/Meebo: fuck me
[01:33] lexzl: *I don't waste a second and pin you against the wall, pressing my lips against yours and tugging your skirt down*
[01:34] zha85@meebo.org/Meebo: oh yeah
[01:35] lexzl: How do you want it?
[01:35] zha85@meebo.org/Meebo: i want to be licked first
[01:37] lexzl: *I slide down between your legs pulling your panties down as well. Your hair puffs out. I ignore it but the smell knocks me back* Woof, baby maybe we should skip the foreplay
[01:38] zha85@meebo.org/Meebo: im shavin u ass
[01:38] lexzl: Im sorry. you're just not getting into it is all. I have to do so much more than you. Lets start over
[01:39] lexzl: *My fingers fumble with your pussy and I kiss you rubbing shit all over your face because im an ass*
[01:39] lexzl: Yeah, i'm feeling it now
[01:40] lexzl: Baby?
[01:41] lexzl: Bitch

School on the 8th. Sucks. Well 9th really. But yeah. Xbox 360 is fun. I'll get xbox live someday soon. When I feel like paying for it. It's not that I don't have the money, I just don't feel like going out to get it.

In a less wasteful LJ post, I am almost done with my first term. Just gotta do the last few finals and I'm free. Humanities will be hilariously easy. English I'll be getting a B in. Fucking essays. And Nutrition will either be an A or B. Depends on the final. If I get 0 on my final I get a B. If I get 80 on it, I get an A.

I will be wasting about...

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